RUNNING爆笑段子（四字成语笑话大全）

四字成语笑话大全，老婆在观赏鱼摊看观赏鱼，旁边站一美女，楼主也走过去站在她们身后，美女扭头看见楼主，赶紧把双肩包挪到胸前。;然后悄悄对旁边的老婆说：“大姐，后面那个人贼眉鼠眼的，您当心点钱包。”。RUNNING爆笑段子

RUNNING爆笑段子

（1）、山寨手机真强大手机坏了，同事给临时用了个山寨手机，电梯中一堆人（背景），突然朋友发来一个黄段子，天杀的山寨手机居然有个语音读短信功能，高潮是我不会关闭这个坑爹的功能，满电梯的人都笑了

（2）、很逗的风趣小段子。题：资本家采用哪些方式达到对工人进行剥削的目的？答：增加工人工资，减少劳动时间，提高福利待遇。（有此回答的人看的很透呀。）

（3）、的确是救活了有木有那天给二货男友讲看到的一个段子，大致是讲去野战没戴TT，
顺手就把地上别人用过的翻过来用，结果媳妇怀孕了，孩子不是自己的。
二货男友听完了，大笑的说：这脑残硬是把人家快死的孩子救活了......

（4）、生活和上学时侯的爆笑雷糗事今天接到一个来自国外的电话！一看来电显示我慌了，然后小心翼翼问：“can i help you？”结果话筒里传来了一句：“我艹，打错了，打错了！ ”

（5）、爆笑二货逗你笑口常开我一朋友开烟酒批发的，也经营些洋酒。哥们去买菜中午打算小喝下，留我看给他店。一会来了个男的带个女的特装b，指着一瓶洋酒问：“多少钱？”我伸出四个手指，意思是四十块。那哥们说：“我经常买给你三百卖不卖。”我只能红着脸说：“算了，都是熟人。”

（6）、爆笑的喝酒和醉酒一外地人前来讨债，缠着经理不放。见不得脱身，经理便设宴招待。一番热情，外地人被灌得酣醉如泥，经理找了一辆出租车把讨债者送到了车站。再来讨债，外地人接受前次教训，死活不喝。见客人死活不喝，经理自斟自饮。不一会，自己铭咛大醉。讨债者自觉无趣，只好悻悻而去。事后，有人问经理：“平时海量，今日才喝了几杯‘啤茶’咋就醉了呢？！ ”经理大笑说：“只要货款要不走，我喝啥都是酒？”

（7）、勇敢的猪的下场I lived in DC when I was young, and dad used to take us on weekend trips south into the Carolina, so that we could see what "real life" was like. He’d just drive along the road for a while, and then pull over at some farm and start talking to the people there.
Dad was chatting up a farmer’s wife once，when I discovered this pig...
It was a nice pig. But it only had three legs. The right back leg was wooden! Well, I was as curious as could be, so I asked the farmer:"Excuse me, sir. Why does your pig have a wooden leg?"
"Well, boy. That is a courageous pig. The wife and me were asleep in the house one night, when that pig came running in and woke us up. The whole place was ablaze. We just got out alive."
"And the pig got i

（8）、谁欠谁钱A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.
律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗？律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上

（9）、无聊的课One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"
在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候，我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。给新生上头一节课，他给学生解释在他课上的纪律，他说：“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。然而，我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上，以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。”

四字成语笑话大全

（1）、遥敬美酒醉心怀，喜贺昔日巧相逢，举盏畅谈芳飞处，无边春色是良辰（诗中藏有一句四字贺词）

（2）、Loveismorethanaword,itsayssomuch.WhenIseethesefourletters,Ialmostfeelyourtouch.ThisonlyhappenedsinceIfellinlovewithyou.Whythisworddoesthis,Ihaven’tgotaclueLove不是一字，它代表了多意涵，我看到四字母，我乎能感受到心的感。但是只生在，我上你之後，何字有如此的魔力，我也搞不清楚。

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